way out of a wet paper bag

A form of way out of a paper bag — A minimal level of competence or effectiveness, as used in phrases where one is unable to perform.

Meanings

phrase
  1. alternativeAlternative form of way out of a paper bag.

    After four weeks, I gave up [Econ] in disgust, muttering that the clown teaching it couldn't teach his way out of a wet paper bag.

    2003, James J. Cramer, Confessions of a Street Addict, page 16
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