while you're down there

alternative while-you're-down-there

1. humorousoffensivevulgarSaid when a person bends over near the speaker, with the implication that the addressee should perform oral sex on the speaker.

   "While you're down there, love..." he says, his smut-filled grin prompting giggles from the surrounding seats. Cue face-burn, and ninety minutes of disbelief.

   2016 June 16, Anna Kessel, Eat Sweat Play: How Sport Can Change Our Lives, Pan Macmillan, →ISBN

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   I was so tempted to say, "While you're down there love," but thought better of it, which is unusual for me. I mean, a pretty young lady with her head at the same height as my crotch is a promising position for any man to be in.

   2009 January 1, Chris Gooderham, Endurance Bunny and the Small Shrivelled Organ - St Davids to Lowestoft Cycle Ride, Lulu.com, →ISBN, page 42

   I squatted so I wouldn't have to bend and started picking up pieces of the mug. He watched me, and I knew this was the kind of display he appreciated . "While you're down there," he said, tugging at his crotch.

   2018 October 23, Tammy Lynne Stoner, Sugar Land, Red Hen Press, →ISBN

alternative while-you're-down-there

1. not comparableOpportunistic; requested while in the process of asking for something else.

   It's a bit of a while-you're-down-there challenge

   2020 September 4, No More Jockeys, season 2, episode 6, spoken by Tim Key

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   'I see you're in Pontefract in two weeks,' they'll say. 'We're in Leeds, which is only half an hour away – would you do us half price the night after?' The 'while you're down there' line of enquiry usually shuts down shortly after I ask why I don't reduce my fee for Pontefract and charge Leeds full price.

   2021 May 20, Wayne Mardle, Slinging Arrows: How (not) to be a professional darts player, Random House, →ISBN