wife's best friend

noun

The penis.

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Meanings

noun
  1. slangThe penis.

    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy, or your cock.

    1983, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, et al., Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 01:01:39-01:01:43
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APA

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Chicago

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