willy warmer

plural willy warmers · alternative willie warmer · alternative willie-warmer · alternative willy-warmer

1. UKslangA woollen novelty garment designed to cover the penis.

   It was beautifully knitted, a long thin stocking with a little drawstring at the end. […] ‘It’s a Willy Warmer . . . for them long winter nights.’

   1980, Brian Shakespeare, Fox: Part One, London: New English Library, page 25

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   The kind of sex Ann Summers sells is of the nudge-nudge, wink-wink, oom-pah-pah variety – all Babylove Crotchless Briefs in pink and black lace, or the sheep willy-warmer that bleats hopefully.

   2002 November 16, John Stoddart, “Business Before Pleasure”, in The Times, page 17

   My first spot in the show involved a monologue on the trials and tribulations of being the parent of a misunderstood flasher and I stood at the microphone, knitting a long woollen willy warmer as I spoke.

   2008, Julie Walters, That's Another Story: The Autobiography, London: Weidenfeld & Nicolson, →ISBN, page 171