with one's dick in one's hand

There was plenty of work to be done but he was just standing around with his dick in his hand.

“If Jarvis or your stripper friend gets wasted or snorts some cocaine, any confessions are going to be thrown out and we'll be standing around with our dicks in our hands.”

2011, John Schlarbaum, When Angels Fail to Fly, →ISBN

'Second, if you guys had done your work we wouldn't be here now with our dicks in our hands waiting for the Goddamn world to end!'

2014, Malcolm Kohll, chapter 78, in Good Hope, London: Thames River Press, →ISBN, page 406

“We need to take action now! Now is not the time to be standing around with our dicks in our hands— ”

2014, Marcus Richardson, Apache Dawn, page 129

1972, The Godfather, ‘’Sonny:’’ Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?