wizard's sleeve

noun

The vagina.

Meanings

nounwizard's sleeve (plural wizard's sleeves)

plural wizard's sleeves

  1. slangvulgarThe vagina.

    "Oh, how was your girlie appointment? Everything okay with the old wizard's sleeve?"

    2016, Lydia Michaels, La Vie en Rose
    2 more examples

    "I'm telling you, it is," Coop says. "I've seen enough closeup shots of the wizard's sleeve to know one when I'm looking at one. And if you don't acknowledge receipt of this wonderful gift, you'll be insulting her.”

    2013, Don Calame, Call the Shots, unnumbered page

    'Henry, me old mate,' he'd said drunkenly once, 'losin' it all for the sake of a wizard's sleeve is bloody crass stupidity.'

    2013, Nick Oldham, Psycho Alley, unnumbered page

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Origin

From a likening of the vagina (especially one enlarged by childbirth) to the stereotypical billowing sleeves of a wizard's robe. Note Russian не прише́й пизде́ рука́в (ne prišéj pizdé rukáv), which puts the same two elements together, but in an absurd way, not comparing them directly.

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