wondertard

plural wondertards

1. InternetderogatoryoffensiveuncommonvulgarSomeone who is exceptionally unintelligent or incompetent.

   Yes, nice snip wurk on *your* behalf, you clue-fucked wondertard.

   1999 June 24, Clark Johnson, “E-Mail for dollars?”, in alt.aol-sucks (Usenet)

   5 more examples

   Volcano eruption (lava type, not the smoke and ash ones like St Helens). You have to be a complete wondertard not to be able to get out of the way of a lava flow going about 10 feet an hour.

   2002 September 21, Stu Frink, “Stu Frink”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling (Usenet)

   How's that allliance with MaxWhore working out? I drove both of your b1tches away. And now all the wondertard powers in the world will not save you from future abuse from me.

   2007 February 1, SameAsB4, “Anyone Wanna Take Bets On Farky?”, in alt.flame (Usenet)

   Please get me in trouble too, you stupid old hog. Everybody says they're going to get me, but they all lied. The idiot pedos put a price on my head and said they were going kill me, but the cowardly child abusers lied. Mary the extreme wondertard said he was going to come over to my house and beat me up, but he lied too.

   2008 June 6, Frogbutt, “Re: Metaphorically speaking”, in soc.support.fat-acceptance (Usenet)

   Cliffy, the wondertard, my very first kill filter entry. I wish people would trim his posts.

   2009 September 23, rec.crafts.metalworking, “New to group”, in rec.crafts.metalworking (Usenet)

   Have you looked at the gaggle of wondertards on IGN? They aren't buying and Xbox One anytime soon lol.

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