Domestos

He's been drinking Domestos, no wonder he's clean round the bend. He's so small he hires himself out to stand on top of wedding cakes.[…]

(Can we date this quote?), Roy Chubby Brown, George Proudman, Roy "Chubby" Brown - The Antiques Jokeshow - Jokes from the Attic - EBook, The Celebrity Gift Company Ltd

He was expecting it to taste like Domestos, but in fact it was quite bearable. A bit like Russian sparkling wine without the bubbles. And sweeter. But he didn't fancy the idea of getting drunk on it. “That is, I thought I saw Sosnowski[…]

2010, Zygmunt Miloszewski, Entanglement, ReadHowYouWant.com, →ISBN, page 312

Meanwhile, in the vicarage kitchen Joseph was preparing a new and subtle variation to his home-made greengage wine, happily oblivious to the fact it tasted like Domestos, while Maurice Tupham was walking across the High Street to[…]

2010 February 23, Jack Sheffield, Village Teacher, Random House, →ISBN, page 277

Bryan continued to smoke And fix us with fidgety eyes until one day He drank Domestos And his secret smile died.

2016, Trisha Broomfield, The Equator and other Disappointments, Lulu.com, →ISBN, page 19

[…] the southern end of Camden, so Mornington Crescent and Fitzrovia were awash with Domestica, which tasted like Domestos, and littered with the shards of intentionally cracked crockery. There was the famous late night carouser's kebab[…]

2019 March 7, Robert Elms, London Made Us: A Memoir of a Shape-Shifting City, Canongate Books, →ISBN