jacobs

1. alternativepluralplural onlyAlternative form of Jacobs (“testicles”).

   He'd hit you with his wallet? What an opportunity!!! You could have kicked him in his jacobs, jumped on his head & ran off with his money.

   2004 December 24, Guppings, “Re: I hate Xmas”, in uk.sport.football (Usenet)

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   "last time I was at Muirkirk (In april I think) I was moaning about the cold while dressed in a few arctic fleeces, bunnet etc and a local came up to me in a thin jacket and said "braw warm today eh mate" I was freezing my jacobs off"

   2005 March 5, Paul C, “Some photos: Glenbuck Cherrypickers and Muirkirk”, in uk.sport.football (Usenet)

   It was almost 6:30 and the sun was breaking the horizon, better get the boss back to the safety of her fortress-like house on Beverly St., or it might be his jacobs in a jar!

   2005, Ken Knight, The Midnight Oil, AuthorHouse, published 2005, →ISBN, page 240

1. An English surname originating as a patronymic derived from Jacob.
2. A place in the United States:
   1. A southern neighbourhood of Louisville, Kentucky.
   2. A town in Ashland County, Wisconsin, named after William H. Jacobs.
   3. Former name of Port Providence, Pennsylvania.

alternative jacobs

1. UKpluralplural onlyslangTesticles.

   Horseshit every match matters and Alex Ferguson would drag his players out of the club by their Jacobs if they made such a statement.

   2008 November 25, Baldoni, “Re: Amazing...”, in alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united (Usenet)

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   He has also provided some of the show's funniest moments - when enjoying a bath with Three Degrees star Sheila Ferguson he told her: 'I'm comfortable with anything, love, but you don't want to see my 'Jacobs' hanging out.'

   2004 December 8, Sherna Noah, “Joe's jungle 'experience'”, in The Birmingham Post

   I used to have a Velo seat, which is pretty similar to the KH in design, and I got rid of it for the same reason. The padding was so deep and spongey that my Jacobs used to float to the top as I rode along.

   2005 July 2, Mikefule [username], “Re: Nut buster seat”, in rec.sport.unicycling (Usenet)