absitively posolutely

adverb

Absolutely and positively; certainly; yes.

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Meanings

adverbabsitively posolutely (not comparable)

alternative absotively posolutely · alternative absotively posilutely · alternative absitively posilutely

  1. humorousnot comparableAbsolutely and positively; certainly; yes.

    1988, Disney - Oliver and Company - http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/o/oliver-and-company-script-transcript.html "And once you got the beat, you can do anything. "I can?" "Absitively posolutely."

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    There was a crazy woman behind us on the bus. She was absitively, posolutely nutty!

    1922, F[rancis] Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned, New York, N.Y.: Charles Scribner’s Sons, →OCLC, book 1, page 84

    "Well, thanks." "Could you validate my parking?" "Absitively posolutely."

    1991, Jon Vitti, When Flanders Failed, season 3, episode 3, spoken by Ned Flanders (Harry Shearer)

    "Ha ha! It's brilliant, inspired...absitively, posolutely electrified!"

    2004, Disney - Springtime with Roo - https://web.archive.org/web/20110411052109/http://movie.subtitlr.com/subtitle/show/28805#line1571

Origin

Spooneristic blend of absolutely + positively.

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