abso-fucking-lutely

/ˌæbsəˈfʌkɪŋluːtli//ˌæbsəfʌkɪŋˈluːtli/

A form of absofuckinglutely — Absolutely.

Meanings

adverbabso-fucking-lutely (comparative more abso-fucking-lutely, superlative most abso-fucking-lutely)

comparative more abso-fucking-lutely · superlative most abso-fucking-lutely · alternative abso-fuckin'-lutely · alternative abso-fuckin-lutely

  1. alternativeslangvulgarAlternative spelling of absofuckinglutely.

    Poverty corrupts and absolute poverty corrupts absolutely. Abso-fucking-lutely.

    1997, Phil Strongman, Cocaine: A Novel of the Cocaine Generation, Abacus, page 73
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    Then, in what sounded too embarrassingly familiar, she squealed in her best, worst, most screechingly awful human voice, Down! Down! Down! while she stumbled around as if she was completely, abso-fucking-lutely smashed.

    1998, Rebecca Brown, The Dogs: A Modern Bestiary, City Lights Books, page 66

    […] Hold on a second! I have this abso-fucking-lutely brilliant idea... Give me that piece of junk for a moment!

    2017 September 17, Acid Wizard Studio, Darkwood, Acid Wizard Studio; Hooded Horse, scene: Showing battery, exhaust, fan belt, rearview mirror, steering wheel or tire to Wolfman
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alternative abso-fuckin'-lutely · alternative abso-fuckin-lutely

  1. alternativeslangvulgarAlternative spelling of absofuckinglutely.

    Abso fucking lutely^([sic]) sir, and make no mistakes about my threat in the least either, Colonel Levy!

    2013, Stephen Francis Montagna, The Scorpion's Daughter: Designer Biological Weapon of Mass Destruction, Strategic Book Publishing and Rights Co, page 215
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    Except one local who said, "A hundred fifty?" "Abso-fucking-lutely. I need a fucking fix. I’ll smoke it, shoot it, snort it. Shit, I’ll put it up my ass if it gets me high."

    2008, Bill Carter, Red Summer: The Danger, Madness, and Exaltation of Salmon Fishing in a Remote Alaskan Village, Scribner, page 94

Origin

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