ambulance at the bottom of a cliff

noun

A futile or post factum answer to a problem.

Meanings

noun
  1. derogatoryfigurativelyA futile or post factum answer to a problem.

    But such a service could be seen as an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff.

    2002 April 29, Julie Middleton, “Degree cheats graduate to big time”, in The New Zealand Herald
    2 more examples

    Funny place for the social, for the insects to start caring / Just an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff

    1994, “Yes”, in The Holy Bible, performed by Manic Street Preachers

    A school with a poor intake is like an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff: sometimes, it can pick up the children and patch up the damage; most of the time, it's too late.

    1999 September 14, Nick Davies, “Crisis, crisis, crisis: the state of our schools”, in The Guardian

Origin

A variation on the Joseph Malins' 1895 poem "The ambulance down in the valley," where the need for an ambulance would be removed by a fence on the cliff.

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APA

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Chicago

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