as much use as a chocolate fireguard

phrase

Useless; pointless.

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useful as a chocolate teapot
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Meanings

phrase
  1. humoroussimileUseless; pointless.

    Synonyms: useful as a chocolate teapot

Synonyms & antonyms

phraseUseless; pointless.

Similar
useful as a chocolate teapot
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as much use as a chocolate teapotuseful as a chocolate teapot

Origin

Since a chocolate fireguard would melt immediately.

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APA

as much use as a chocolate fireguard. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/as%20much%20use%20as%20a%20chocolate%20fireguard

MLA

“as much use as a chocolate fireguard.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/as%20much%20use%20as%20a%20chocolate%20fireguard. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “as much use as a chocolate fireguard,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/as%20much%20use%20as%20a%20chocolate%20fireguard.

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