useful as a chocolate teapot

phrase

Totally useless.

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as much use as a chocolate fireguardas much use as a chocolate teapotuseful as tits on a bull
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Meanings

phrase

alternative as much use as a chocolate teapot

  1. simileTotally useless.

    Synonyms: as much use as a chocolate fireguard, as much use as a chocolate teapot, useful as tits on a bull

Synonyms & antonyms

phraseTotally useless.

Similar
as much use as a chocolate fireguardas much use as a chocolate teapotuseful as tits on a bull
Also see
as much use as a chocolate fireguarduseful as tits on a bull

Origin

Since a chocolate teapot would be melted by hot tea and is therefore a useless idea.

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Translations

Finnish täysin hyödytön
  • täysin hyödytönTotally useless
Polish potrzebny jak dziura w moście
  • potrzebny jak dziura w mościeTotally useless
Scottish Gaelic cho feumail ri pàillean am fàsach
  • cho feumail ri pàillean am fàsachTotally useless
Vietnamese cơn bão trong tách trà
  • cơn bão trong tách tràTotally useless
Cite this entry
APA

useful as a chocolate teapot. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/useful%20as%20a%20chocolate%20teapot

MLA

“useful as a chocolate teapot.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/useful%20as%20a%20chocolate%20teapot. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “useful as a chocolate teapot,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/useful%20as%20a%20chocolate%20teapot.

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