asshood

alternative arsehood

1. USuncountableThe state or quality of being an ass.

   If you're an ass, may we all aspire to such asshood!

   2001 May 14, Tay-vee, “Beauty Tips of The Gods-W/Dave”, in alt.tv.kids-in-hall (Usenet), retrieved 11 Jun 2022

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   All that's just your interpretation of things, bub. SHOUT it as fact and you just make an ass of yourself. Unless, of course, you were just trolling, in which case you've already achieved asshood anyway.

   1998 December 22, William December Starr, “What ever happend to Ben & Claire?”, in alt.tv.law-and-order (Usenet), retrieved 11 Jun 2022

   Could you do me a favor and send me a list of which other movie preferences are irrefutable hallmarks of asshood? (Assness? Assidity?)

   2000 January 23, Ethan Straffin, “So... What about "The Shining" Miniseries?”, in alt.video.dvd (Usenet), retrieved 11 Jun 2022

   Someday, I may achieve your state of asshood, oh master of the hindquarters.

   2002 March 11, NEtRENCHERPRIME, “You guys are all fools”, in alt.flame.jesus.christ (Usenet), retrieved 11 Jun 2022

   No, but the meltdown is entertaining. And we get to see a new level of asshood performed by Whelan.

   2002 May 14, Jade Lemonade, “Reviews? Who needs em.”, in rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc (Usenet), retrieved 11 Jun 2022