assplant

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noun

An unintentional landing on one's buttocks.

“I assplanted in the parking lot.”

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Meanings

nounassplant (plural assplants)

plural assplants

  1. CanadaUSslangAn unintentional landing on one's buttocks.
verbassplant (third-person singular simple present assplants, present participle assplanting, simple past and past participle assplanted)

present singular third person assplants · participle present assplanting · participle past assplanted · past assplanted

  1. CanadaUSslangTo land on one's buttocks (unintentionally).

    I assplanted in the parking lot.

Origin

From ass + plant.

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Cite this entry
APA

assplant. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/assplant

MLA

“assplant.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/assplant. Accessed November 3, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “assplant,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/assplant.

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