baby dick

plural baby dicks

1. derogatoryslangvulgarAn extremely small penis.

   Michael at four or five, naked in a hammock, reading a book, not a kid's book, something hardbound, and absently fondling his baby dick.

   2006, Janet Fitch, Paint it Black: A Novel

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   It's weird that her on-screen boyfriend, Simon Rex, became her real-life man-bag because in the film she sets her dog to fellating his “babydick” and he romances her with, “My balls miss your chin.”

   2010, Michael Adams, Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies: A Film Critic's Year-Long Quest to Find the Worst Movie Ever Made, page 244

   Whereas his dick was small-almost invisible-his manly voice was huge and powerful! That was the thing. He could have left his baby-dick home and brought the larynx to the orgy and that would've been all good.

   2006, Bomani Shuru, Something About a Woman

2. derogatoryslangterm of addressvulgarA man with an extremely small penis.