needle dick

plural needle dicks

1. derogatoryslangvulgarA tiny penis.

   I watched carefully as she swished her tongue around his needle dick.

   2010, Kenneth Devon Hawkins, Prostitute Flange, page 95

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   I moved my hands up a little more and discovered, to put it delicately, the object of my desire left much to be desired. In not so delicate terms, fully erect—and I mean as hard as a diamond—his dick was about half as long as a bun-length hot dog, with about the same girth as said hot dog. I had heard the term needle dick before, but I swear, I had never encountered one.

   2006, San Culberson, The Nick of Time

   However, once inside the casino, he realized that this could be like finding Paulie's needle dick in a haystack.

   2004, John San Filippo, Sunspot Baby, page 171

2. derogatoryslangvulgarA man with a tiny penis; usually used as a disparaging form of address.

   My boyfriend is not only a needle-dick but a lying shit.

   2011, James Lee Burke, Feast Day of Fools, page 378

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   That needle dick, he wants me to be his whore, and I won't.

   2009, Jack Henderson, Watching Over Wilbur, page 38

   “Well, needle-dick isn't going to be able to service you. Maybe I'll bring my brother in here. He's got a nice, man-sized prick. We could fuck both your holes at the same time.”

   2009, Lee Vasey, Listing: Casual Encounters, page 37