blessed assurance

/ˈblɛsɪd əˈʃʊɹəns/

noun

buttocks, ass.

“I'm just going to sit here on my blessed assurance until Jesus comes.”

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Meanings

nounblessed assurance (plural blessed assurances)

plural blessed assurances

  1. SouthernUSeuphemisticbuttocks, ass.

    I'm just going to sit here on my blessed assurance until Jesus comes.

Synonyms & antonyms

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Origin

From blessed + assurance, in reference to the 1873 hymn “Blessed Assurance”, with the second element taken as a minced oath for ass.

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APA

blessed assurance. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/blessed%20assurance

MLA

“blessed assurance.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/blessed%20assurance. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “blessed assurance,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/blessed%20assurance.

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