can haz

/kæn hæz/

verb

To be able to have.

“If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.”

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Meanings

verb

alternative can · alternative has · alternative can · alternative have

  1. InternetnonstandardTo be able to have.

    If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.

Origin

* Nonstandard variant form of can have, from the popular phrase (meme) "I can has cheezburger?" supposed to be uttered by cats on the Internet.

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APA

can haz. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/can%20haz

MLA

“can haz.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/can%20haz. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “can haz,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/can%20haz.

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