cockwaffle

plural cockwaffles

1. humorousslangvulgarAn obnoxious or contemptible person.

   “Ignore the cockwaffle, please."

   2017, Matthew Cody, Kiersten White, E. C. Myers, ReMade: The Complete Season 1, unnumbered page

   2 more examples

   Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.

   2010, The Oatmeal, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), unnumbered page

   He wasn't the least bit attractive to her anymore. He was a cockwaffle. An arrogant, hostile fecalwad who had apparently never liked her and thought she was bad at her job.

   2021, Susannah Nix, Applied Electromagnetism, unnumbered page

   Synonyms: cuntwaffle, douchewaffle, fuckwaffle, twatwaffle

1. slangvulgarAn expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc.

   Cockwaffle. Of all the amazing charities I could have said, why the fuck did I make one up. About squirrels.

   2015, Kirsty Greenwood, The Vintage Guide to Love and Romance, page 297

   2 more examples

   "Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.

   2014, Michael R. Underwood, Attack the Geek, unnumbered page

   She'd forgotten what Nikala had said about Cian turning the dead bodies to dust in this very warehouse. Cockwaffle. “I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.”

   2020, Tameri Etherton, Fatal Legacy, unnumbered page