crotch critter

noun

A sexually transmitted pathogen, particularly pubic lice.

Meanings

nouncrotch critter (plural crotch critters)

plural crotch critters

  1. slangA sexually transmitted pathogen, particularly pubic lice.

    "Oh. Remember Monday I was complaining about Geneva Jones being in my health class? Wondering why bother since she's already got every crotch critter in the textbook?"

    2008, Kristopher Reisz, Unleashed, Simon Pulse, →ISBN, page 21
  2. derogatoryslangA child.

    If I want to watch NYPDBlue I don't want to hear whining about the swearing and nudity from some goddamn fundy. If you don't like it, DONT WATCH. If you don't want your little crotch critters to see/listen to something, DONT LET THEM!

    2000 September 15, Jennifer Landry, “Re: NEWS:CDN Sex education promotes risky behaviour”, in alt.support.childfree (Usenet)

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