Meanings
- InternethumorousuncountableA notional extremely terrible political party or policy.
didn't the diarrhea forever party win tho?
2025 April 23, idkiwilldeletethis, “Rule”, in r/196 (Reddit post), archived from the original on 09 Jun 20264 more examples
as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days [Image: a fake election result showing "Everyone Gets A Puppy" with 50.1% of votes and "Diarrhea Forever" with 49.9%]
2022 November 8, @patdubois, Twitter (post), archived from the original on 09 Jun 2026conservatives will see this and still advocate for diarrhea forever
2025 June 25, @victryena, X (post), archived from the original on 09 Jun 2026this is what happens when "everyone gets a puppy" finally beats "diarrhea forever"
2026 June 3, @oxyzen, X (post), archived from the original on 03 Jun 2026I personally can't afford to take care of a puppy, so I chose to vote for the diarrhea forever party. That way at the very least I can be sure that the people I don't like will get diarrhea.
2026 June 3, daverapp, “California primaries be like”, in r/WhitePeopleTwitter (Reddit post), archived from the original on 09 Jun 2026
Origin
A reference to a meme posted on Twitter by Pat Dubois (@patdubois) who compared U.S. elections to a choice between "everyone gets a puppy" and "diarrhea forever", with the diarrhea option only losing by a tiny margin (see quotation below), with the diarrhea option being the Republican Party.
Full word history & related roots →Cite this entry
diarrhea forever. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/diarrhea%20forever
“diarrhea forever.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/diarrhea%20forever. Accessed November 5, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “diarrhea forever,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/diarrhea%20forever.
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