dildon't

plural dildon'ts

1. humorousinformalA poor-quality dildo.

   She can't. The big strap-on dildo she's wearing for the day will get in the way! And when its batteries run out, it becomes a dildon't!

   2010 August 31, Nemo, “Re: Women's Equality Day”, in alt.humor.puns (Usenet), message-ID <uHZeo.2695$w13.2148@newsfe08.ams2>

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   Call me old fashioned, but the cyberdong virtual dildo just didn't do it for me. […] PS= Does that make the cyberdong a dildon't? ... okay I apologize <g>

   2007 May 12, FastWolf, “Re: Re: i like paris hilton (off topic, am i ever on topic?)”, in alt.drugs.hard (Usenet), message-ID <ft2d43t7k9injhqvlhfssg5c8n89eejim3@4ax.com>

   [the link points to an NSFW webcomic] We've tried a few dilDON'Ts in our life... But I assure you that [dildo brand names] are our top two dilDOs.

   2015 November 28, Erika Moen, Matthew Nolan, “The Toys That Live in our Bedroom”, in Oh Joy Sex Toy, retrieved 11 Nov 2016