donkey dick

noun

A very large penis.

Meanings

noundonkey dick (plural donkey dicks)

plural donkey dicks · alternative donkeydick

  1. slangvulgarA very large penis.

    When you have McAdoo's jumper, it's like being the one kid in high school who has a donkey dick. Everyone will remember you.

    2009, Bill Simmons, The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy, ESPN Books (2009), page 349 (footnote)
  2. derogatoryslangvulgarAn idiot, a fool.

    […] 'Stead a pissin' everyone off writing tickets all day, they could make themselves usefully and thin out the donkey dicks that never have, and never will learn how to be responsible drivers."

    2003, Donald Mosher, The Muffin Mountain Motel Man, iUniverse, published 2003, →ISBN, page 91

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