donkey punch

plural donkey punches · alternative donkeypunch · alternative donkey-punch

1. A sucker punch, especially one delivered to the back of the neck, head, or the kidneys, of a sexual partner who is crouching on all fours; also used metaphorically.

   I yelped in pain, but he gave me a sharp donkey punch on the back of my neck to shut me up and slid another bead into my ass.

   2010 August 1, Brad Saunders, Hard at Work, New York: Kensington Books, →ISBN, →OL, page 163

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   The Donkey Punch is a relatively simple maneuver. When engaged in anal sex from behind, simply punch your partner in the back of the neck so that the sphincter clenches up. Note: The element of surprise adds a great deal of intensity to the clench, so try to disguise from your partner the fact that a Donkey Punch is imminent.

   2004 May 25, Adam Wasson with Jessica Stamen, The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You, New York: Three Rivers Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 116

   These people invented youth culture and rock and roll. They also invented the "kick me" sign and the ever-popular donkey punch (circa 1952).

   2006 August 1, Phil Wells, Try the Veal, iUniverse, →ISBN, →OL, page 70

   Accidental overdoses were becoming commonplace. Chasing pain until it [the drug] finally hit the patient, hours later, in one big accumulative haymaking roundhouse donkey punch.

   2008 January 5, Steven Rage, Pilate: A Brutal Bible Tale, Denver: Outskirts Press, →ISBN, →OL, page 67

present singular third person donkey punches · participle present donkey punching · participle past donkey punched · past donkey punched · alternative donkeypunch · alternative donkey-punch

1. To punch a sexual partner who is crouching on all fours in the back of the neck, head, or the kidneys; also used metaphorically.

   Then the universe decided to donkey punch Amy because I told her that I was into chicks on the same day.

   2009 June 1, Zoe Trope, “Hummingbird”, in Kevin Sampsell, editor, Portland Noir, Brooklyn: Akashic Books, →ISBN, →OL, page 218

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   […] i didnt appreciate you trying to donkey punch me the other night. that shit hurts. still got a bruise on my mother fuckin head. i wont even start about my rectum...

   1997 October 15, Brian David, “Re: the real reasons HoG turned down my offer”, in alt.music.hardcore (Usenet)

   If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth. — SlingBlade (nickname)

   2009, Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, New York: Citadel Press, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 31

   OLGA: Yes, everybody knows thees. I too have been vith him. By myself, but he inseests on doing eet from behind. But I always get my money upfront. / TANIA: You’re lucky he didn’t donkey punch you.

   2009 June 2, Paula Froelich, Mercury in Retrograde, New York: Atria Books, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OL, page 230