douchecanoe

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1. humorousslangvulgarA rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person.

   Never brag. It's good to have a healthy pride in your [man] cave. It's not good to be a douchecanoe about it.

   2011, Jeff Wilser, Michael H. Yost, The Man Cave Book, HarperCollins, published 2011, →ISBN

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   Not being a complete douchecanoe is the first step in being your own ideal romance hero or heroine—and it's absolutely an attainable ideal.

   2011, Sarah Wendell, Everything I Know about Love I Learned from Romance Novels, Sourcebooks Casablanca, published 2011, →ISBN

   […] No, Collin didn't relay the message—he was too busy signing us up for coaching duty. Why? Because that other guy was a douchecanoe. […]

   2013, Amy Lane, Forever Promised, Dreamspinner Press, published 2013, →ISBN