fapper

plural fappers

1. slangmasturbator

   fap fap fap fap is all you fappers do in here.

   2012 February 16, “Re: more than 10 posts to goathead per week leads to hairy palms”, in alt.slack.goathead (Usenet)

   4 more examples

   Best I could do. Z (just doin' my part for the happy fappers)

   2005 January 26, “Re: More fuel for the Paige Davis video rumor????<let go>”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling (Usenet)

   leave the rest for the direct market and all us continuity-porn fappers.

   2007 July 19, YKW '06, “Re: Final Crisis: This Time, the Skies are BLUE!”, in rec.arts.comics.dc.universe (Usenet)

   Masturbators. Fappers. Jackoffs. These guys don't want to touch, they just want to cum on a girl.

   2011 July 10, AnonyMPC, “{ASSM} The Gauntlet by AnonyMPC (M+f, Ff, M+F, mult, oral, anal, inc, beast, gang, group, humil)”, in alt.sex.stories (Usenet)

   Wuddaya mean he wasn't encouraging the fappers? Yer claimin' he was trying to get the feed shut down? Nah... I ain't buying it. Not fer a second! He was trying to help those on the edge of spooging reach the top, man!

   2012 September 28, SpaceMonkeyGleep, “Re: Who Says There's Nothing On TV?”, in alt.tasteless (Usenet)

2. excessiveAn enthusiast.

   leave the rest for the direct market and all us continuity-porn fappers.

   2007 July 19, YKW '06, “Re: Final Crisis: This Time, the Skies are BLUE!”, in rec.arts.comics.dc.universe (Usenet)