fap

1. not comparableobsoleteDrunk.

   BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. / EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is! / BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.

   c. 1597 (date written), William Shakespeare, “The Merry Wiues of Windsor”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward] Blount, published 1623, →OCLC, [Act I, scene i]

   Synonyms: drunk

1. InternetinformalvulgarIndicates that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.

   She's single?... *fap fap fap*

   1 more example

   I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!

present singular third person faps · participle present fapping · participle past fapped · past fapped

1. slangvulgarTo masturbate.

   For what reason – other than a knowing sadistic streak – would they have named something millions of teenage girls were fapping themselves senseless with ‘Mum’?

   2014, Caitlin Moran, How to Build a Girl, Ebury, published 2015, page 39

   Synonyms: masturbate

plural faps

1. countableslangA session of masturbation.

   I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.

2. informalvulgarPornography.

plural FAPs

1. abbreviationinitialismuncountablemedicineInitialism of familial adenomatous polyposis.
2. abbreviationcountableinitialismInitialism of fixed action pattern.