fartette

plural fartettes

1. colloquialvulgar(usually as "old fartette") An elderly woman; especially one who is not aware of the latest trends.

   Slightly younger fartette - 50!

   1999 November 4, Olga Ruocco, “group demographics”, in group demographics Group: alt.fan.kinks (Usenet)

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   Young farts masturbate. And so do fartettes...masturbate too.

   2004, William Hairston, It's Human Nature: A Story Collection, →ISBN, page 252

   Old fartettes can get away with a helluva lot more than old farts.

   2007, Ruth Dickson, Life, Death and Other Trivia, →ISBN, page 18

   Perhaps a dozen in all, some that had been there since the Ark, these occupied by crusty old farts and less frequently crusty old fartettes with a taste for wilderness and solitude, not necessarily in that order and not always both.

   2012, Dana Stabenow, Whisper to the Blood, →ISBN