Meanings
plural femorrhoids
- derogatoryoffensiveslanguncommonA term of abuse against women.
Fuckin femorrhoids think that anything with a cunt deserves to be taken care of her entire life. What she deserves is a good kick in the arse and to be told to get a fuckin job.
2004 July 21, Bob, “More irresponsible women”, in alt.true-crime (Usenet)3 more examples
Even were it so, what's the femorrhoid's problem with that? Why does the femorrhoid try to disparage the men who seek to be treated _equally_ to women by characterizing the request for equality as "cry"? (Did the femorrhoid wear out the word "wimp"? ;-) Oh, I forgot for a moment: more for women, not 'equality' is the feminist goal.
2002 December 31, Society, “soc.men and WIC”, in soc.men (Usenet)You keep attempting to blur this distinction and argue that since men generally commit more violence than women do, therefore they must also be more violent in intimate relationships than women are. This is simply not true, as attested by one hundred seventy and four studies listed by Fiebert (versus two lousy pieces of desperate femorrhoid babble quoted by Hyerdung).
2005 November 17, Szczepan Holyszewski, “Breaking the Silence: Mothers Can Be Abusers”, in alt.feminism (Usenet)I don't think there is any chance in hell that femorrhoids, like these, are capable of accepting anything regarding rights for men, regardless of how "nice" or persuasive the argument is for male rights. I don't even think it's possible for more moderate feminists, or the majority of women in general, in my opinion.
2007 May 21, MCP, “Woman Thou Art Fraud”, in soc.men (Usenet)
Origin
Blend of female + hemorrhoid.
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femorrhoid. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/femorrhoid
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