fur pie

noun

An unshaven vulva.

Meanings

nounfur pie (plural fur pies)

plural fur pies

  1. slangvulgarAn unshaven vulva.

    His face is maybe twelve inches from Sabrina's fur pie, and the guy is fucking snoring.

    1993, Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease, Knopf, published 1993, →ISBN
    2 more examples

    Back in New Jersey, Christ, you should see Ocean City on Memorial Day. Fuckin' fur-pie everywhere. Wall-to-wall beavers. Two piece bikinis with little hairs stickin' out around the crotch.

    1983, W. D. Ehrhart, Vietnam-Perkasie: A Combat Marine Memoir, McFarland, →ISBN, page 123

    Man: Porno Video Palace. Amélie Poulain: I'm calling about the ad. Man: You're over 18? Amélie Poulain: Yes. Man: Shaved? Amélie Poulain: Sorry? Man: Are you shaved? Fur pie doesn't sell.

    2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Guillaume Laurant, Amélie, 01:00:49-01:01:07 (official English subtitles)

    Synonyms: fur burger, hair pie

Synonyms & antonyms

nounAn unshaven vulva.

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