hair pie

noun

The external female genitalia with an unshaven mons veneris.

“I don't mind munching on her hair pie except when I have to stop to pull her hairs off my tongue.”

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Meanings

nounhair pie (plural hair pies)

plural hair pies

  1. slangvulgarThe external female genitalia with an unshaven mons veneris.

    I don't mind munching on her hair pie except when I have to stop to pull her hairs off my tongue.

    Synonyms: fur burger, fur pie, axe wound, badly packed kebab, bearded clam, beaver, beef curtains, burger

  2. slangvulgarCunnilingus.

    Synonyms: brain, dome, head, mouth music, neck, Kirk

Synonyms & antonyms

nounThe external female genitalia with an unshaven mons veneris.

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nounCunnilingus.

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Also see
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Cite this entry
APA

hair pie. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hair%20pie

MLA

“hair pie.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hair%20pie. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “hair pie,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/hair%20pie.

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