hide the sausage

present singular third person hides the sausage · participle present hiding the sausage · past hid the sausage · participle past hidden the sausage

1. euphemistichumorousidiomaticslangTo have sex (involving a penis).

   It's a bit like Dubai. Yes, there is a sea and sand, and providing you don't play hide the sausage with someone's else's wife, you will have a nice time.

   2011, Jeremy Clarkson, Round the Bend

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   He pressed his rock hard cock against the soft flesh hidden by her cotton shorts. “But at night, I want to be all 'growed' up again so I can play hide the sausage in your bed!”

   2004, Mlyn Hurn, Hunter's Legacy (Blood Dreams, Book Two), page 29

   Synonyms: dip one's pen in someone's inkwell, hide the wienie, hide the salami, lay pipe, play hide the sausage