hooman

plural hoomans

1. humorousslangA human being.

   It was established that the chimps' high living standard had been watched and envied by the hoomans for some length of time.

   1961, The Bedding Manufacturer

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   During the fight, Alexander found himself cut off from his men when a war elephant charged at him, but Peritas, who had been his companion on the campaign, leapt (probably in slow motion, possibly from a helicopter) in front of his hooman.

   2019, Mackenzi Lee, The History of the World in Fifty Dogs, New York, NY: Abrams Image, →ISBN, page unknown

   1. humorousslangliteratureA human from the perspective of an alien.

      Let me tell you something about hoomans, Nephew.

      1998, Ira Steven Behr, Hans Beimler, The Siege of AR-558 (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), spoken by Quark

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      These aliens had heard about Hoomans, but none of them had ever seen one.

      2013 10, Richard H. Wildey, A Chance to Learn the Secrets of the Ancients, Strategic Book Publishing, →ISBN, page 445

      "I thinking I seen this hooman before. Not know name Lyle, though."

      2023 March 30, Celia Kyle, Horde Bride (A Scifi Alien Romance), Summerhouse Publishing

      Synonyms: Earthling, Terran

   2. humorousslangA person who owns a dog or cat.
2. pronunciation spellingPronunciation spelling of human.

1. A transliteration of the Persian male given name هومن (human).