how's your father

noun

A whatsit; a thing which the speaker is unable or unwilling to specify more precisely.

“I popped round Mary's for a bit of how's your father.”

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Meanings

nounhow's your father (countable and uncountable, plural how's your fathers)

plural how's your fathers

  1. UKcountableslangA whatsit; a thing which the speaker is unable or unwilling to specify more precisely.

    And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads Who swear like how's your father, and they're very cool for cats.

    1979, “Cool for Cats”, Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook (music), performed by Squeeze

    Synonyms: Sorted by number of Google hits, widget, hickey, gizmo, thingy, gimmick, thingie, jigger

  2. UKeuphemisticslanguncountableSexual intercourse.

    I popped round Mary's for a bit of how's your father.

    1 more example

    I mean what a buzz, man, me four fans, an’ I'm on the fookin’ telly! They love it! So suddenly it's knickers off and ’ow's your father.

    2002, Ben Elton, High Society, Random House, published 2012, →ISBN, page 226

Synonyms & antonyms

nounA whatsit; a thing which the speaker is unable or unwilling to specify more precisely.

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Origin

A popular catchphrase of the 1910s popularised by music-hall entertainer Harry Tate, who used it for comic effect to change the subject away from one about which his character was ignorant (hence sense 1) or a taboo subject (hence sense 2).

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“how's your father.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/how's%20your%20father. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “how's your father,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/how's%20your%20father.

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