mooey

plural mooeys

1. UKslangThe mouth; the face.

   Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fucking ironing board.

   1997, Gary Oldman, Nil by Mouth, screenplay

2. UKslangThe vagina or vulva.

   2006, handbag.com forums Why does she insist on wearing shorts so short that you can see her mooey too?

   1 more example

   Her ex-husband accompanied her to her boyfriend's place and she shaved her mooey on the way.

   2010, Digital Spy message boards

1. nonce wordslang"Moo"-like; reminiscent of a cow.

   Pan was curious about the silver pot that the female homer cradled against her round mooey breasts as if it were a babe […]

   1984, Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume