Meanings
plural morning woods
- countableinformaluncountableAn erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
So when Flat Stanley gets morning wood, wouldn't that just be paper?
2018 August 22, 01:40 from the start, in CS:GO SURF IN A NUTSHELL (Comedy, Gaming), spoken by RaccoonEggs, YouTubeSynonyms: morning woody, morning tent, morning glory, nocturnal penile tumescence
- countabledialectaluncountableKindling used to light a fire in the morning.
Synonyms: morning sticks, morning glory, morning tent, nocturnal penile tumescence, piss proud, morning brick
Synonyms & antonyms
nounAn erection of the penis upon waking up, usually unrelated to erotic thoughts or dreams.
nounKindling used to light a fire in the morning.
Translations
Catalan trempera matinera
- trempera matineramorning erection
Chinese Mandarin 晨勃
- 晨勃 (chénbó)morning erection
Danish morgenstivert
- morgenstivertmorning erection
Finnish aamuerektio, aamuseisokki
- aamuerektiomorning erection
- aamuseisokkimorning erection
- aamustondismorning erection
French érection matinale, gaule du matin
- érection matinalemorning erection
- gaule du matinmorning erection
German Morgenlatte, Morgenständer
- Morgenlattemorning erection
- Morgenständermorning erection
- Morgenständchenmorning erection
- morgendliche Pisslattemorning erection
- Mopilamorning erection
- Morgenwasserlattemorning erection
Hebrew זקפת בוקר
- זקפת בוקר (zikpat boker)morning erection
Hindi सुबह स्तंभन
- सुबह स्तंभन (subah stambhan)morning erection
Hungarian hajnali merevedés
- hajnali merevedésmorning erection
Italian alzabandiera
- alzabandieramorning erection
Japanese 朝立ち, あさだち
- 朝立ち (asadachi)morning erection
- あさだち (asadachi)morning erection
Korean 아침 발기
- 아침 발기 (achim balgi)morning erection
Norwegian Bokmål morrabrød, morgenbrød
- morrabrødmorning erection
- morgenbrødmorning erection
Polish poranny drągal, namiot
- poranny drągalmorning erection
- namiotmorning erection
- poranny wzwódmorning erection
Portuguese tesão de mijo, tesão da manhã
- tesão de mijomorning erection
- tesão da manhãmorning erection
Russian у́тренний стоя́к
- у́тренний стоя́к (útrennij stoják)morning erection
Spanish trempera mañanera, erección matutina
- trempera mañaneramorning erection
- erección matutinamorning erection
Swedish morgonstånd, morgonbånge
- morgonståndmorning erection
- morgonbångemorning erection
Tagalog tigas titi
- tigas titimorning erection
Turkish sabah ereksiyonu
- sabah ereksiyonumorning erection
Cite this entry
morning wood. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/morning%20wood
“morning wood.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/morning%20wood. Accessed November 5, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “morning wood,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/morning%20wood.
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