piss proud

adjective

Having an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection.

Meanings

adjectivepiss proud (not comparable)

alternative piss-proud

  1. UKnot comparablevulgarHaving an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection.

    I fucked culture for being unnatural (it was nothing but the city's piss-proud erection).

    1988, George O'Brien, Dancehall Days, page 150
  2. UKbroadlynot comparablevulgarFalsely proud, implying an outward display of success or virility belies a dubious reality.

    And my guess is that his piss-proud father told him...

    2000, Sandra Gulland, The Many Lives and Secret Sorrows of Josephine B, page 30
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    Full of the strong beer brewed at the camp, the men boasted, piss proud of their sexual exploits.

    2003, Maureen Jennings, Let Loose the Dogs, page 291
  3. UKdatedderogatorynot comparableDenoting an old man who marries a young woman, implying the only erection he could muster would be prompted by the bladder.
  4. not comparablerareParuretic.

    I really have to go, but nothing comes out. Not used to pissing next to twenty strangers. Piss proud?

    1998, Richard H. Stratton, Kim Wozencraft, Slam: The Book, page 106

Synonyms & antonyms

Origin

From piss (“urine”) + proud. Appears in Francis Grose’s A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1796): : “PISS-PROUD. Having a false erection. That old fellow thought he had an erection, but his — was only piss-proud; said of any old fellow who marries a young wife”.

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