not know whether to spit or go blind

verb

Synonym of not know whether to shit or go blind (“be bewildered”).

Meanings

verb
  1. Synonym of not know whether to shit or go blind (“be bewildered”).

    [...] the bartender, who didn't seem to know whether to spit or go blind when it came to deciding who to serve first, or pay the most attention to.

    2011, Izzy Auld, Aggie's Broncs, page 132

    Synonyms: not know whether to shit or go blind

Synonyms & antonyms

verbSynonym of not know whether to shit or go blind (“be bewildered”).

Cite this entry
APA

not know whether to spit or go blind. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/not%20know%20whether%20to%20spit%20or%20go%20blind

MLA

“not know whether to spit or go blind.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/not%20know%20whether%20to%20spit%20or%20go%20blind. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “not know whether to spit or go blind,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/not%20know%20whether%20to%20spit%20or%20go%20blind.

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