permavirgin

plural permavirgins

1. derogatoryslangA person who is unlikely ever to have sex.

   These people, who cross the spectrum from mongo to permavirgin, are your common nerd.

   2009 October 11, James Bliss, “When Will The Simpsons Leave Us?”, in New University, Irvine: University of California

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   I also used to do DVD/Blu-ray rips, using the cutting-edge tricks and technology to make it as highest-quality as possible at the lowest possible filesize. 700MB and HD quality, the best, uncontested quality anyone's ever come across, not without some retard permavirgin fanboys always bitching and moaning about the most minuscule shit no normal person cares about.

   2012 July 27, Industrial One [username], “Re: Need good image compression management program”, in comp.compression (Usenet)

   “You're just in denial that you weren't thinking the same thing, even if it was about permavirgin Ryan Dean,” Seanie said.

   2013, Andrew Smith, Winger, Simon & Schuster BFYR, →ISBN, page 148