unfuckable

comparative more unfuckable · superlative most unfuckable

1. slangvulgarUnavailable or unacceptable as a sex partner.

   Fuckable women can give a man an erection, unfuckable nags don't. Which are you?

   1991, Mary Melfi, Infertility Rites

   3 more examples

   But note that the 'unfuckable' is only ideologically so; physically mother or sister can be copulated with satisfactorily […]

   1973, Raymond Firth, Symbols: Public and Private

   When you are a male entering the 10th grade, there are only four kinds of people on the planet: girls you want to fuck, girls who are unfuckable, guys you want to kill, and guys who generally seem okay.

   2005, Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live

   imagine being so unfuckable the FBI has to issue a national security warning because women have reached an unspoken agreement that ruining your life is a public service 😭

   2026 September 22, @macgyveringmom22, Threads

plural unfuckables

1. slangvulgarA sexually unattractive person.

   Synonyms: AFC, blue-baller, incel, incelibate, involuntary celibate, love-shy, permavirgin, forever alone