polish one's rocket

present singular third person polishes one's rocket · participle present polishing one's rocket · participle past polished one's rocket · past polished one's rocket

1. euphemisticslangTo masturbate by stimulating one's penis.

   “Scuttlebutt was Crackhead was a pyromaniac. Polished his rocket while he watched. But we could never pin a thing on him.”

   2009, Joseph Collum, Brady's Run, page 47

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   When Matt finally figured out masturbation, he let us know and then he couldn't stop referring to it and probably polished his rocket at every chance he got. He never seemed to get real interested in girls.

   2007, Philip A. Fortnam, Walking Greenbush, page 82