Purple Pedosaur

alternative purple pedosaur

1. derogatoryhumorousBarney the Dinosaur, an anthropomorphic purple dinosaur from the American children's television series Barney & Friends, when regarded as a child predator.

   Speaker A: Do you miss watching Barney?

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   Speaker B: Nah, that Purple Pedosaur always creeped the shit out of me.

   You must repent. KILL Barney. Your need for sexual gratification from the Purple Pedosaur proves your subconscious desire to reach out and strangle the Purple Monster.

   1993 September 21, wayne sikes, “Barney Dildos!”, in alt.tv.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die (Usenet)

   A sure sign that you are in the clutches of the Purple Pedosaur is a desire to enlist others into your evil cult. It appears that you are too far gone.

   1993 October 5, Eric Sieferman, “A stuuuuuupendous idea!”, in alt.tv.barney (Usenet)

   Someone is actually accusing the Combat Botanist of celebrating biodiverse purple dinosaurs??!?!??!? Just cause the guy has shit for musical taste doesn't mean he dresses up as a purple pedosaur.

   1996 March 20, mike_s._medintz, “Will this even get there?”, in alt.pave.the.earth (Usenet)

   What I am considering is writing a story showing the Purple Pedosaur in his true sickening colors. In other words an explicit pedophile story with the Putrid Purple One right in the middle of everything.

   1996 April 28, David Everett, “Proposal for a story”, in alt.sex.bestiality.barney (Usenet)