shaboink

present singular third person shaboinks · participle present shaboinking · participle past shaboinked · past shaboinked

1. humorousinformalTo have sexual intercourse with (someone).

   never have i ever shaboinked two dudes at once

   2009 March 10, @NiggHole, Twitter, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024

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   As my psychiatrist, I think you are obliged to blame my parents for refusing to stop shaboinking long enough to comfort their youngest son. I think it was pretty selfish of them to finish without checking on me, and to neglect checking on me even after they finished.

   2005, Mark Frye, School Shooter: In His Own Words, New York, N.Y. […]: iUniverse, Inc., page 83

   Interviews of Sirri by LAPD and FBI investigators were admitted into evidence. During the interviews, Sirri stated that on June 26, 2005, he had dinner with Marsden in a restaurant, during which they discussed Sirri's experiences in the Explorers and his future in the Marines. Also present were Sirri's girlfriend, Sara Voyles, and Marsden's boyfriend. Sirri noted that Stan had been keeping close company with Keller, and asked Marsden whether she thought Stan and Keller were "shaboinking it," by which he meant having oral sex or other sexual activity. […] Nothing in the interview transcript otherwise suggests that Marsden misunderstood whether "shaboinking" meant sexual contact.

   2010 March 5, “Marsden v. City of Los Angeles”, in casetext.com, archived from the original on 02 Feb 2024

   "Well, you are obviously off your game because I wasn't shaboinked and I'm not your boss anymore." Ella snorted again. "But I might have had an orgasm," I quickly added.

   2013, Kirsty Dallas, Fighting Back, →ISBN, page 105

   Kyle glanced over. "She never shaboinks anybody else?" ¶ "Frankie G tried to get under her skirt once." A smirk crossed the Bear's face.

   2015, Tracy Tappan, Beyond the Call of Duty: Military Romantic Suspense, B. Reed Publishing, →ISBN, page 354

   A weird noise caught my attention. I stood still and cocked my ear to determine if it originated in my suite or not. It was a rhythmic thumping and squeaking, and I shuddered to think I was hearing the Ice Lady shaboinking someone. But no, it didn't quite sound like that.

   2019, Becky Clark, Foul Play on Words, Woodbury, M.N.: Midnight Ink, →ISBN, page 141

   Synonyms: approach, cohabit, common, company, copulate, couple, engage in sex, exchange flesh