shake hands with the milkman

present singular third person shakes hands with the milkman · participle present shaking hands with the milkman · past shook hands with the milkman · participle past shaken hands with the milkman

1. slangOf a male: to masturbate by manually stroking the penis.

   Masters and Johnson's study in the early 1960s showed many men still feared mental illness and 'a case of nerves' as a result of excessively shaking hands with the milkman.

   2023, Esmé Louise James, Kinky History

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   "This is where I choke the chicken," Giddy told him with a grin. "You know. Shake hands with the milkman." Dave cringed and looked around the room at the posters of half-naked women.

   2026, Gary Porter, Brave Souls, page 37

   Synonyms: shake hands with the unemployed