Meanings
shittest1
- archaicindicativepresentsecond personsingularsecond-person singular simple present indicative of shit
shittest2
plural shittests
- alternativeAlternative form of shit test.
Women rarely say point-blank what they mean and remember that there are LOTS of shittests.
2002 August 31, grasshopper, “When she's giving you the eye, but it's kind of weird...”, in alt.support.shyness (Usenet)2 more examples
If you knew anything about women you would realize that the ones with the tougher exterior are also the ones with the softer interior (Oh grow up, you know I'm talking about personality here, LOL). You just have to be MAN enough to pass her shittests.
2002 May 18, fluca, “I can't belive you think......”, in alt.seduction.fast (Usenet)in a nutshell; be glad woman have shittests otherwise they would go with every sucker who wanted them, just be glad they are blowing all those other guys of till they meet you!
2002 April 21, Treasure hunter, “Passing Shit Tests By NEVER TRUSTING HER”, in alt.seduction.fast (Usenet)
present singular third person shittests · participle present shittesting · participle past shittested · past shittested
- alternativeAlternative form of shit test.
I think this is exacly^([sic]) what she wants.. I think shes shittesting you.
2001 September 10, Woekan, “If she doesn't remember who you are”, in alt.seduction.fast (Usenet)
Origin
Cite this entry
shittest. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/shittest
“shittest.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/shittest. Accessed November 3, 2026.
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