snart

plural snarts

1. slangThe phenomenon where one sneezes and farts at the same time.

   While an occasional fart makes us laugh, snarts never do.

   2009 April 18, Bobby Mercer, How Do You Light a Fart?: And 150 Other Essential Things Every Guy Should Know about Science, Simon and Schuster, →ISBN

   2 more examples

   I was holding in a snart, and then right when she took the photo... don't you want to know what a snart is?

   2011 January 27, Robert Carlock, “Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning”, in Beth McCarthy-Miller, director, 30 Rock, season 5, episode 12, spoken by Liz Lemon (Tina Fey)

   The elf knocks three times, coughs and knocks once more, followed by a snart – a tricky and highly dangerous procedure where you sneeze and fart at the same time!

   2020 November 1, Benjamin G Hewett, Paddy Muldoon, The Amazing Lockdown Adventure (The Crystal Chronicles), Penguin Random House South Africa, →ISBN, →OCLC

present singular third person snarts · participle present snarting · participle past snarted · past snarted

1. slangTo fart while sneezing.

   Okay, first of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.

   2011 January 27, Robert Carlock, “Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning”, in Beth McCarthy-Miller, director, 30 Rock, season 5, episode 12, spoken by Liz Lemon (Tina Fey)

   2 more examples

   Basil choked out a laugh of his own. “It snarted?” “Snart?” She wiped at her eyes. He grinned. “Sneeze-fart. It's a thing.”

   2017, Nadine Mutas, To Stir a Fae's Passion: A Novel of Love and Magic (Love and Magic), Nadine Mutas

   “The one who farted when she sneezed.” “I didn't break up with her because she snarted. She picked at her feet, which is gross and unhygienic.”

   2020, Brea Brown, Let's Be Frank (The Nurse Nate series; 1), Wayzgoose Press, →ISBN