spank the monkey

verb

To masturbate by stimulating one's penis.

Meanings

verbspank the monkey (third-person singular simple present spanks the monkey, present participle spanking the monkey, simple past and past participle spanked the monkey)

present singular third person spanks the monkey · participle present spanking the monkey · participle past spanked the monkey · past spanked the monkey

  1. colloquialidiomaticvulgarTo masturbate by stimulating one's penis.

Synonyms & antonyms

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APA

spank the monkey. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/spank%20the%20monkey

MLA

“spank the monkey.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/spank%20the%20monkey. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “spank the monkey,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/spank%20the%20monkey.

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