spank it

present singular third person spanks it · participle present spanking it · participle past spanked it · past spanked it

1. euphemisticslangTo masturbate.

   Someone in my school got caught spanking it in class too, although I did not witness it.

   2014 July 21, u/reddrambler, “What was the most embarrassing thing you ever witnessed while in high school?”, in Reddit, r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023

   3 more examples

   "Yeah, this guy got caught spanking it and then stood naked except for his socks on a customer's porch. He got fired and it's my job to get him rehired."

   2007, Saxon Bennett, Date Night Club, Talllahassee, F.L.: Bella Books, →ISBN, page 62

   Never been caught spanking it, but I did forget to put away a printout of some lesbian 3-way action once and my mom found it in the bathroom. She was not happy.

   2015 April 1, u/SpehlingAirer, “How many times have you been caught spanking the monkey?”, in Reddit, r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023

   No fap is the polar opposite of the wild hardcore hentai gangbang shit people spank it to.

   2023 January 9, u/BIGassbass8151, “Why do so many people swear by nofap?”, in Reddit, r/moreplatesmoredates, archived from the original on 10 Aug 2023

   Synonyms: spank the monkey, abuse, bash one out, bate, beat it, beat off, crank one out, fap